Returns
Return unworn goods within 30 days. Keep dramatic packaging if it sparks joy.
Support
How can we help?
Call support at 1-800-555-0199, Monday-Friday 9am-5pm ET. Our team can help with sizing, shipping, returns, and urgent spoon escalations.
Shipping
Orders ship in 2-4 business days with tracking and emotionally supportive status updates.
Product help
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