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Meeting Survival Helmet
A protective foam helmet for spiritually dangerous meetings, budget reviews, and surprise brainstorms.
$49★ 4.8
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Executive Blue Pants 32x30
Tailored blue pants in size 32x30 for quarterly reports, first dates, and pretending you read the deck.
$79★ 4.6
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Emergency Tiny Spoon Kit
Seven tiny spoons in a dramatic velvet case for yogurt emergencies and espresso diplomacy.
$12★ 4.9
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Cat CEO Laptop Decoy
A dedicated decoy laptop that redirects your cat's strategic pawing away from your actual quarterly plan.
$35★ 4.7
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Anti-Procrastination Socks
Socks with aggressive motivational text visible only when your feet are on the desk.
$18★ 4.2
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Dog Operations Clipboard
A chew-safe clipboard for dogs who need to audit every walk, snack, and suspicious leaf.
$22★ 4.5
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